EVANGELION ReDEATH by Studio Sokodei (Original Version) Transcript Version 1.5 (by Reichu -- who else would bother?) *** Song: "1999" by Prince Title: STUDIO SOKODEI Title: February 25, 2000 Title: DeAnza College Scene: UN Underground Base 02 At DeAnza (Crowd talking in background) Guy at Party: Hey Gendo! Great party! Gendo: Damn straight. Old school music. You know how it is. Damn those sorority girls and their no-sausage parties. I'll show them. Girl at Party: Hey Gendo, let's go make out! Gendo: Ohhhhh baby. Song: "Tonight I'm gonna party like it's nineteen-ninety--" (BOOM! Adam's wings spread) *** Scene: Stage from "DEATH" (Silhouette of Shinji carrying cello approaches chair. Cheering crowd in background.) Title: Studio Sokodei Presents (Shinji sits down and starts playing) (Feet of other performers) Title: Tchaikovsky Contezana Padoano (Rei starts playing her viola) Title: EVANGELION :DEATH (A "RE" appears in front of the "DEATH". Crowd starts booing.) Guy: YOU SUCK!! *** Title: 15 years later Scene: Geofront Song: "Sex Farm" by Spinal Tap (Kaji is watering melons) Kaji: So how's my favorite nephew? (Shinji checks out the crop) Shinji: Okay, I guess. Kaji: I know SOMEthing's bugging you. Shinji: Uncle Kaji... Do you ever get that feeling, deep down, that you gotta have something but you don't know what it is? Kaji: (grumbles) Damn, why didn't Gendo explain this to you... (sighs) Okay, listen. Shinji, you're becoming a man. (Shinji's freaked-out eyes) Shinji: WHAT? Kaji: Let me put it this way. Someday, you'll learn to appreciate melons. Shinji: Uhhhhh... I don't get it. (Kaji's cell phone rings; he answers) Kaji: Kaji. Talk to me. .... Wanna do WHAT? .... With my WHAT? .... Let me think about it. .... Okay. Ciao, babe. Shinji, I'm not having lunch with you today because I'm gonna get some. Shinji: Get some WHAT? *** Scene: Mountains and countryside around Hakone (footage from episode #04) Song: "Binary Sunset" from "Star Wars: A New Hope" (Shinji looking at mountains and Tokyo-3) *** Title: a week or so later Scene: Misato's car on the road (footage from episode #01) Song: "Cars" by Gary Numan Kaji (flashback): Shinji, I don't think *I* should be talking to you about this. I think it would be best if you talked to your dad. (Misato leans towards Shinji) Misato: You have a problem with the 80's New Wave, Shinji? Shinji: No. Misato: So watcha thinking about, then? Shinji: Well, if you marry Kaji, that'll make you my aunt, right? Misato: Yeah. Shinji: So that basically eliminates my chances. Misato: Chances of what? Shinji: I'm not sure... (Misato's car enters vehicle transport) Shinji: This is where my father works? Misato: It's Nerv [Nerf] or nothin'! *** Scene: Command Center Song: "Corporate Life" by The Dust Brothers (Maya looks at scrolling computer text) Maya: This is incredible! The stocks are way up! Hyuga: B-7! Aoba: You sank my Battleship! Scene: Elevator (footage from episode #01) (Door opens and Ritsuko enters) Ritsuko: Hey Misato. That must be Kaji's nephew. He's... staying with you, right? Misato: Uh, yeah Ritsuko. When did I tell you that? Ritsuko: You didn't. Kaji did. Misato: (blink) Kaji did? Ritsuko: Yeah, last night. You're... still going out with him, right? Misato: Yeah. Why do you ask? Ritsuko: Oh, no reason. *** Scene: EVA-01 Cage (footage from episode #01) Shinji: So where IS my father? Voices: IT's Gendo! (Gendo's theme song -- a.k.a. the beginning of "Soul Education" by Jamiroquai -- and accompanying video plays) Gendo: OHHH baby! Shinji: Yeah... Gendo: Shinji... I am your father. Shinji: RIGHT... Gendo: Who's your daddy? Shinji: (eye twitch) Umm... Gendo: DAMN straight. Shinji: Kaji said you'd teach me about melons. Gendo: Mmm. Melons. Shinji, I want you to see something. Turn around. (Lights come on, and Megumi Ogata gasps to EVA-01's face) Gendo: See that? THAT is a BABE MAGNET. Shinji: I get to pilot this? Do I get a watch? Gendo: No, Shinji. This isn't "Giant Robo". *** Scene: Misato's car heading up hilly road (footage from episode #02) (Shinji sits in the passenger's seat with a pile of groceries in his lap) Shinji: Are we going home now? Misato: Uh-huh. But first I want to show you something. Song: TOKYO-3 (TOKYO-3 scene from Episode #02 plays with improvised sound effects) Misato: This is a great make-out spot. (She turns open-mouthed to Shinji) *** Scene: Misato's apartment exterior. Raining. Misato: This is it, your new pad. Man, I need a cold brew. (Misato chugs beer) Misato: (BELCH!) THAT'S Brisk, baby! *** Title: meanwhile, inside the secret chambers of DI$NEY Song: "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats Scene: The Secret Chambers of DI$NEY (a.k.a. HIP Committee hologram chamber) Billy Dee Williams (SEELE U.S.): Which brings us to our next item on the itinerary. Conan? Conan O'Brian (SEELE U.K.): Yes. Recently, there have been some complaints about Unit-01's design. Some people think that it's a little too, um... David Hasselhoff (SEELE Russia): Dull? Woody Allen (SEELE France): Ugly? Bob Dole (Keel): TINKY WINKY! Conan: That's right, Bob Dole! The EVA Unit-01 is colored... purple, which we all know is the PRIDE color. And that thing on its head is OBVIOUSLY a PHALLIC reference. David: Hey, what does "phallic" mean? Conan: (whispering) It means "penis". David: Oh... Woody: Er, uh, Gendo Ikari was responsible for the Eva's design. David: Where IS Gendo, anyway? Voices: IT'S Gendo! (Gendo's theme song and accompanying video plays) Gendo: OHHH baby! Billy: MAN, I'm getting sick of his theme song! Gendo: Sorry I'm... late, gentlemen. I was away on... BEEZ-ness. David: Well, Gendo, we were just discussing-- (Gendo's phone rings. He answers it.) Gendo: (clears throat) Gendo. You may... speak. What?! No! 'Course they're clean!! Who do you think you're talking to?!? My ladies are ALWAYS... on time. (He puts the phone away) Conan: That brings us to something else we need to talk about, Gendo. You see, me and the other members of DI$NEY are becoming quite concerned, and, frankly, I'm becoming concerned, too. That is to say... Bob: ARE YOU A PIMP, Gendo? Gendo: I don't have to put up with these wild allegations. (The phone rings again) Gendo: (mutters) Hi. This is... Gendo. Yeah. Plenty of womens. Sure, they do whatever you want. ...... Well, maybe not THAT. *** Scene: Nerv H.Q. (footage from Episode #09) Song: "Songbird" by Kenny G (Ritsuko working at the computer. Kaji embraces her from behind) Ritsuko: (weird burping noise) Kaji: I don't just give the Heimlich Manuever to ANYbody. Ritsuko: Ready for your pelvic exam? Kaji: ...... Are you sure you're THAT kind of doctor? Ritsuko: Would I lie to you, Kaji? Now, turn your head and cough. Kaji: (cough-cough) Oh, hel-lo. Are you sure this won't make Misato mad? Ritsuko: I'm a professional. I'm sure she'll appreciate my concern for your well-being. (Misato grimacing through the glass) Misato: Grrrr. Kaji: No-no-no. Roll, don't fondle. Oh, hey Misato. *** Scene: Shinji's school, Phys Ed (footage from Episode #05) Song: "Running with the Devil" by Van Halen Toji: H-hey new kid, check out that Rei girl. She's a hottie! Shinji: Who are you? Kensuke: I'm Kensuke S. Preston, Esquire! Toji: And I'm Toji "Theodore" Logan! Both: And together, we're Kensuke and Toji! Shinji: Hi. Toji: Yeah, so-so, I say, that Rei girl, yeah. Kensuke: DUDE, I KNOW. But she's one of those Eva pilots. Shinji: She's an Eva pilot, too? Toji: Dude, are you saying that you're an Eva pilot? Kensuke: DUDE, since you're both Eva pilots, you'd totally have easy access to the Nookie. Shinji: "Nookie"? Toji: DUDE, the Nookie! The Snatch! The Blessed Union! The Culmination of All Things Holy! Shinji: (thinking) This "Nookie" must be what Kaji got some of. I think I need to get some, too. *** Scene: Nerv H.Q., elevator (footage from Episode #05) Song: "Hedghog's Dilemma" Shinji: Rei? Uh, I-I know I don't know you very well, but, uh, I was wondering if I could ask you a favor? Rei: Like, sure, I guess. Shinji: Could you show me the Nookie?!? (Rei slaps Shinji across the face) Rei: I don't want no scrub. Shinji: What's a "scrub"? Rei: A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me. Shinji: Huh? Rei: Hanging out of the passenger's side of his best friend's ride, tried to holler at me. Shinji: Give me some sugar, baby. (Rei slaps Shinji nine more times) *** Scene: Streets of Tokyo-3 (footage from Episode #02) Song: "Mickey" by Tony Basil (main beat on endless loop) Ritsuko: Okay, Shinji, this is our first test with you, so let's take it easy. Just try to walk. Shinji: That sounds easy enough... (EVA-01 falls over) Shinji: (grumbling) Ahhhh, my groin! Misato: Damage report! Hyuga: Sensors indicate serious trauma to the groin area! Misato: That's gotta hurt! *** Scene: First Cranial Nerve Division Shinji: (groaning) What happened? Misato: I'm sorry, Shinji. They had to remove your nuts. Shinji: WHAT!?! Misato: Just kidding! Anyways, get up. We have to go pick up the new German foreign exchange student at the airport. *** Scene: Nerv HQ, Elevator (Elevator opens with Gendo inside. His theme song starts to play, but without the accompanying video.) Voices: IT's Gendo! (Shinji looks up at Gendo) (Gendo stares back down) (The two stare at each other) (Shinji turns away) (The elevator closes and the theme song stops playing) *** Scene: "The Airport" (a.k.a. Over the Rainbow; footage from Episode #08) (Shinji gets tossed Asuka's plug suit) Misato: Here, Shinji, this is for Asuka, the new pilot. Song: Creepy music from "The Terminator" (Asuka in silhouette with wind blowing hair, slow-mo) (Asuka standing at top of escalator) Asuka: Your clothes. Give them to me. Now. (Asuka in front of UN aircraft) Asuka: Is that a toothpick in your pocket or are you just really poorly endowed? Toji: DUDE! Why don't you pick your teeth with THIS? (Toji pulls pants down.) (Frame freezes on Asuka's shocked expression for thirty seconds) Song: "Hallelujah Chorus" from Handel's "Messiah" (Kensuke runs off with his camcorder, with Toji close behind) Kensuke: Dude, I got Toji with his pants down! Toji: Hey, man, come back here, that's not funny! Shinji: (stretches and belches) Misato: Yeah, yeah... *** Scene: Misato's apartment (footage from Episode #09) Song: "MISATO" (Misato chugs beer) Misato: O~kay, this is MY house, and we need to lay down some ground rules! Woo! That was a good beer! I have... TWO breasteses. (Shinji and Asuka stare blankly, then look at each other) Misato: Not ONE. (Shinji and Asuka stare) Misato: But TWO! (Sound of Misato hitting the table. Snoring.) Shinji: (turns to Asuka) How many breasteses do YOU have? Asuka: (turns away) NO. *** Scene: Nerv H.Q. (footage from Episode #09) Misato: (thinking) I've got to do something about this hangover. I have an idea! Scene: Kaji in the bowels of Nerv H.Q. (footage from Episode #13) Kaji: Where the hell's the bathroom? (cell phone ringing) (Misato walking in corridor and pulling out ponytail [#25']) Kaji: Kaji. Talk to me. Misato: Kaji, let's go make out. (Cut back to Kaji leaping out of the vertical shaft) Kaji: WOO! *** Scene: Nerv H.Q., Elevator (footage from Episode #12) Song: "Love in an Elevator" by Aerosmith (Elevator opens with Misato inside) (Kaji running towards elevator) (Misato with evil/annoyed look on face) (Kaji running some more) (Misato pushing "close doors" button) (Elevator going up and down in the shaft a few times) (Kaji kissing Misato) (Elevator door opens, with Ritsuko, Hyuga, and Maya standing outside) (Song stops with a scratch. Misato and Kaji sprawled out on floor) Ritsuko: Kaji, how could you? Misato: What the HELL are you talking about? He's MY boyfriend! Ritsuko: Says you, Woman. Misato: ...... Bitch. Ritsuko: ...... Slut. Misato: Skank. Ritsuko: Tramp. Misato: Whore. Ritsuko: ...... Minmei. Misato: You take that back! Kaji: Ooo, cat fight! *** Scene: Command Center Gendo: (over loudspeakers) Attention, K-Mart shoppers. This is... Gendo. (Aoba and Hyuga stare silently. Maya buries her face in her hands. Random operators have faces of shock.) Gendo: All female personnel please report to... my office for... breast inspection. (Misato undoing bra) Misato: Ughh, I hate these things! Gendo: Ohhhh baby. *** Scene: Misato's apartment, exterior, night (footage from #12, #09) Song: "Shooting Star" by Earth Wind and Fire (People at party clang glasses) Misato: Anyone for booze? Hey, everyone, let's play a game! (Asuka and Shinji on the unison training mats. Asuka kicks Shinji with a grunt.) Asuka: I don't understand this Japanese Twister! (Kaji and Ritsuko standing in doorway) Kaji: Hey, check out this slut I picked up. Misato: (shaking beer) Kaji, that's Ritsuko. Kaji: Uh... yeah. *** Scene: Command Center Song: "ANGEL ATTACK" JSSDF #1: A large unidentified object has been detected on the outskirts of Tokyo-3! JSSDF #2: Onscreen! ... What the hell is that?!? JSSDF #1: We should mobilize the fleet! JSSDF #2: It wouldn't be of any use. When it comes down to the safety of this planet, it's Nerv or nothin'. Hyuga: The Japanese military has picked up some big-ass creature about to strike Tokyo-3. Will be in visual range in five seconds. Gendo: It must be the... Eleventeenth... Angel. Misato: "Eleventeenth"? Aoba: Target is in visual range! (A giant stuffed Pikachu fills the screen) Pikachu: PIKA-CHUU! Misato: OH SHI--!! Title: To be continued *** PIKACHU'S JUKEBOX Song: "Big Balls" by AC/DC ("Big Balls" AMV set to "Pokemon" footage) *** Tenchi Muyou! IN TOKYO-3 Title: EPISODE 27 NO NEED FOR AN ARCHIE COMPLEX (Tenchi's dad with camcorder) Tenchi: Um, gee, Miss Ayeka. (nervous laughter) Um, I've finally decided which one of you is the right one for me. Mmmmmbooty! Well, the one I choose is-- (Crude vector image of a giant yellow foot squishes Tenchi, the girls, and his grandfather with a fart sound) Song: "DECISIVE BATTLE" Scene: Command Center Hyuga: OH MY GOD! They just killed the entire cast of "Tenchi Muyou"! Maya: You bastards! Aoba: What are we going to do? I'm scared! Misato: We should launch the Evas immediately. Ritsuko: We can't. None of the pilots are here. Misato: What options are we left with? (Ritsuko staring) (Aoba and Hyuga staring) (Misato staring) Gendo: Why is everybody looking at me? YES! PI-KA-CHU!! Our only hope is to take it down... with the power of song. Ed (Fuyutsuki): YOU ARE CORRECT SIR. Gendo: Shut up, Ed. Ed: HA-YOOOOOOO! (Partial AMV of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen plays) Asuka: I see a little silhouetto of a man Ritsuko: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango (Stuffed Pikachu against Tokyo-3 backdrop) "Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening me" Ed (Fuyutsuki): Galileo (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo figaro Hyuga: Magnifico Shinji: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me Toji & Kensuke: He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Shinji: Easy come easy go, will you let me go Bob Dole (Keel): Bismillah! No, we will not let you go Hyuga: Let him go David Hasselhoff (SEELE Russia): Bismillah! We will not let you go Maya: Let him go Conan O'Brien (SEELE U.K.): Bismillah! We will not let you go Shinji: Let me go DI$NEY (SEELE): Will not let you go Shinji: Let me go Asuka: Will not let you go let me go Rei: No Gendo: No Kaji: No Misato: No Toji: No Fuyutsuki: No Kensuke: No Shinji: Oh Mama mia, mama mia Kensuke & Toji: Mama mia let me go Gendo: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for Kaji: Me Misato: For me EVA-01: For me (EVA-00 head-bangs fifteen times) *** TITLE: THE REVENGE OF THE END OF EVANGELION Scene: Command Center Song: "Night on Disco Mountain" by David Shire Aoba: The power song has no effect on the target! Gendo: I, uh, know. I just LOVE that song. Asuka: (resounding through wall) Fahrvergnugen!! Shinji: There's no need for profanity, Asuka. We'll find a bathroom soon. Asuka: THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TWO HOURS AGO! I'M GOING TO WET MYSELF! (Asuka and Shinji fall out of the duct) Ritsuko: Suit up, kids. It's time to get to your Evas. The fate of the world is at stake. Shinji: Can't we go to the bathroom first? Ritsuko: Sorry! There's a time for that. Shinji: Ohhh... (EVA-01 with entry plug being inserted) Misato: These work so much better than the cardboard applicators! Ritsuko: Is everything ready for launch? Aoba: Detecting urine contamination in EVA-01's entry plug! Misato: Shinji! Are you peeing in the plug? (Shinji curls up inside a filthy entry plug) Shinji: No... Ritsuko: How about you, Asuka? Asuka: This thing too tight around my ass? (Asuka's suit starts expanding) Asuka: Is not a tumor! Scene: DI$NEY's Secret Chamber Billy Dee Williams: The, uh, Eleventeeth Angel has arrived. David Hasselhoff: The time for DI$NEY's reign of world domination is at hand! Woody Allen: Does that mean...? David: Yes, Woody. We must summon the Magic Wand. Whose turn is it? Bob Dole: BOB DOLE'S TURN! Billy: But you did it last time. Bob: Bob Dole doesn't have to take this kind of crap! Bob Dole is a cyborg! All: Fine. (Magic Wand -- a.k.a. Spear of Longinus -- stuck in Moon) (Magic Wand zooms towards Earth) Bob Dole: MAKE MY MONSTER GROW! *** Scene: Tokyo-3 Song: "Techno Syndrome" by "The Immortals" (Giant plush Ryo-ohki on strings spreads her ears) (Giant plush Pikachu spinning in air; slowly comes to a stop) (Ryo-ohki closeup) (Pikachu closeup) (Pikachu and Ryo-ohki face-off and briefly battle) (Giant explosion from Episode #12) *** Scene: Nerv HQ (footage from various episodes) Kaji: I dunno, Ritsuko. Another pelvic exam? Are you sure this is a good time, with the world about to end and all? Ritsuko: Forget the pelvic exam. Kaji, let's go make out. Kaji: Okayyyyy. Misato: (off-camera) Kajiiiii! (Misato running and shooting) Ritsuko: I'm getting really annoyed with you trying to take my man away from me. Misato: Let's settle this once and for all. Ritsuko: Fine. (Misato turns away.) Misato: Fine. Let's take this outside. (Misato's hand flying) (SMACK!) Chorus of guys: Ohhhhhhhh! Kaji: Ooo, cat fight! Gendo: Ohhhh baby. *** Scene: Misato's Bedroom (footage from #20) Song: "Come to Butt-head" Kaji: Are you in the mood for love? Misato: Sure... I guess so. Kaji: Hang on a sec, baby. Misato: Is THAT pill what I think it is? Kaji: No, this is new maximum strength. Like those 12-hour cold pills. Misato: TWELVE HOURS? Kaji: Just wait. It takes a while to take effect. Misato: Okay. Kaji: So... how's... everything? Misato: Everything's... good. Kaji: Yeah? Misato: Yeah. Kaji: How about that Ryo-- Whoa, there it goes! Misato: That was fast. Kaji: You're telling me. Alright, let's get funky! Misato: Sure, whatever. (cartoony boinking sounds) Kaji: Man, I didn't know I was THAT good. Misato: (snoring) Kaji: Uh, Misato? Hello? (rubby sound) Ehhh... I think I'm stuck. Goddammit. Let's see, maybe there's something under her bed here. Crow bar? Why would Misato need a crow bar under her bed? Nevermind. Let's just stick this in there, and... (crowbar sound) (ejection sound) Kaji: Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooow!!! CUT TO: Misato's kitchen (footage from #15, #26') Shinji: What do you think Kaji and Misato are doing? Asuka: I DON'T KNOW! I'M GOING TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU! Shinji: Hey, what are you--? (muffled sounds of struggle as Asuka pinches his nose and kisses him) Shinji: (thinking) That's funny, my shorts are shrinking... (Shinji breaks free) Song: "MISATO" (Shinji strangles Asuka) (Kaji walks out) Kaji: Kids, don't make me slap you like a red-headed stepchild. Oh, sorry, Asuka. *** Scene: Elevator in Nerv HQ (footage from #22') Song: "Tequila" by The Champs (Asuka enters elevator) (Rei and Asuka inside elevator) (Asuka farts) Singer: Tequila! Rei: BURP, BURP, BURP. *** Scene: Gendo's Office Kaji: It took a while, big bro, but I finally got it for you, straight from the old school. Gendo: Oooo, let me see. (looks up) OHHHHH baby. *** Scene: Nerv HQ, Employee Lounge (footage from #17) Misato: I know you're a spy for DI$NEY, Kaji. Kaji: Yeah, that's about right. Shinji: What does DI$NEY have to do with my father? Kaji: Hi, Shinji. Let's see... Are you familiar with the song "1999" by Prince? Misato: You mean the Artist Formerly Known As Prince? Shinji: Actually, I think he's just known as the Artist now. Kaji: Whatever. Anyway, with that song, Gendo has the power to become... the Uber-Pimp. (Monty Python's "Comfy Chair" plays) Misato: "Uber-Pimp"? Song: "Riding the Scree" by Genesis (FADE-IN) Kaji: Yes. A pimp so powerful he will have control over every living soul on this planet. DI$NEY recruited me to stop him from becoming the Pimp of All Pimps. Shinji: Wait. Since when does DI$NEY care about humanity? Kaji: They don't. DI$NEY only wishes to control the world. See, the song "1999" was never meant to exist past a certain time. It was meant to be instantly forgotten, like any other pop song. Once the millennium hit, people became bored of it. But not Gendo. So he played it at his party. By playing "1999" in the year 2000, Gendo created a temporal paradox. It was like he violated the song's cosmic expiration date. The merging of the past and the present created a shockwave in the Space-Time Continuum, causing the Second Impact. DI$NEY traced it to Gendo, but couldn't figure out how he did it, so they sent me to figure it out. I found the original CD of "Prince's Greatest Hits", so I gave Gendo the disc that he needed so that I could discover the truth behind his plans. Misato: But you gave him the disc. Kaji: Yeah. It was the only way I could get close enough to the truth. Misato: But you GAVE HIM ... THE DISC. (Kaji ponders this) Kaji: Ahhh crap. Misato: Wait a minute. If DI$NEY knows all this, then why aren't they going to try to stop Gendo? *** Scene: Secret Chambers of DI$NEY (footage from #21, #23') Song: "Thus Spake Zarathustra" (The SEELE-01 monolith appears, along with the others.) (The song abruptly changes to "You Should be Dancing" by the Bee-Gees.) (Ritsuko stands naked in front of SEELE-01.) Seele: All right, cool. Seele: Shake it, baby! Seele: Ohhhh yeah. Seele: Take it off! Seele: Ohhhhhhh yeah... Seele: More jiggling. Seele: No-no-no-no-- ahhhhhh! Ritsuko: (thinking) I've gotta find a better second job. * Scene: EVA-01 Cage (footage from #19) Song: "1999" by Prince Shinji: You caused the Second Impact? Gendo: Oh... my bad. Shinji: And now you're going to cause the Third Impact? Gendo: Uh, uh... Go to your room! Shinji: No, Father! I need to know what the Nookie is! Gendo: ...... You want answers. Shinji: I think I'm entitled! Gendo: You want ANSWERS! Shinji: I WANT THE TRUTH! Gendo: You can't HANDLE the truth. (Prince's insignia appears in the sky) *** Scene: Devastated landscape, post-3I. (footage from #26') (Red water laps up and down a white shore. Shinji sits up.) (Pull-out to a giant Rei head, split in half.) Shinji: YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! (Shinji slouches over Asuka, in tears.) (Without moving her head, Asuka looks at him.) Asuka: Shinji. Let's go make out. Shinji: ...... Oh... BABY! *** (CREDITS START ROLLING TO "NOOKIE" BY LIMP BIZKIT. Voices: IT's Gendo! (Gendo's theme song & video plays) Gendo: I'm... sorry. (CREDITS RESUME)